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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business